Sunday, 27 April 2008 ;
17:08:00
whee I shall post some interesting quotes (koped from my facebook profile, which is running outta space) here.
"make love, not war" -sticker on a postcard"please circle gender: male/SMART" -angie"all stars are in orbit in outer space. jay chou is a star. therefore, jay chou is in orbit in outer space." -philo notes"it's happening, you know! singapore got nightlife, not bad man! I wish I were young again." - mr ganesh"rinsing your mouth when you have braces is fun. you can go like 'oh look there's that carrot I had for lunch!' " - rebecca"jack russel? which actor is that?" - mum's colleague"blue coral bubble tea? my mum would take one look at it and send me to drug rehabilitation or something." - jess" laiboratary shafety sowershelling (ceiling)glinner (cleaner)cowersoos (covered shoes)ninjadada (ninja turtles. while talking about the sign on the sharp object bin. go figure.)“hazard warning signs allow the gahmen to warn terrorists who might make suicide bombs.”“before you begin any experiments, rape the navel.” (serious, this is not any product of my warped imagination, both Stacey and Sam heard this too okay! and if you’re wondering, it’s read the label.)No Personal Belongings On To Be Placed The Bench. (which we interpreted to mean, no personal belongings on which to be placed the bench. ie, don’t put the bench on your stuff. yeah, yknow, I so needed a talk to tell me that.)Broken Glasses In Protective Bin.Sharps Must Be Kept In The Sharp Bins.And the best for last:title of slide: What Are Wrong Here?“No lab coat.”“GRAMMAR!!”title of next slide: What Else Are Still Wrong Here? "- jess' blog"girls, you must be PUNCTUATION (punctual)." - mr ng"pikachu, I choose you!" - NSman, on throwing a grenade (yes i'm serious)"but you look like her! like totally!" [pause] "ohmygoodness you girls are a bad influence!" - mr ow"He took the bread, gave You fangs (thanks) and said-" - priest"braabraabraa (blablabla)" - lao shi"boomboomboom (blablabla [? I know.])" - madame villian"is it the balls thing?" - renee, on Galileo's discoveries"last night I had a blocked nose, and in the middle of the night, I woke up because I heard someone snort. Then I was like "Huh who's that" and it turned out to be me." - miss ong (ONGland!)"and now buttercup will serve instead of mojo jojo..." - miss teo on analogy of volleyball rotation"meet is just meet. interact means they DO SOMETHING TOGETHER." - gloria (EXACTLY. I don't believe it either.) clarifying definition of coasts, 'zone of land that meets and interacts with the sea'"what can you see on a weather vane?" "a chicken?" - geog lesson"Eat a pancake.Or a moose?Perhaps some cheese instead.Nah, I'll have a banana, thank you.Or maaaaaybe....... a goose pie!Actually I'll have fries with that.Scrap that, wtheck, I'll have the pancake after all." - angie, on a random streak"you're so dead." "are you depressed? you ought to be." "you already learnt this is sec 2." - ms goh's quotes found on yearbook"we're all gonna die anyway, so just turn on the aircon lah!" "don't turn off the lights, I can't see myself!" - mr ganesh's quotes found on yearbook"you know I have hairy legs, then when I was in NS my room mates wanted to shave them but I didn't let them. then one time I woke up in the middle of the night and felt PEOPLE around me, then I opened my eyes and saw everyone standing around. they even had a razor and shaving cream! so I ran away. can you believe it, they wanted to shave one stripe down each leg okay! so when i go for morning run..." - mr ganesh, reminiscingokay now to continue mugmugmugging...
-light my way
