confucius is a clever man
Wednesday, 26 August 2009 ;
17:51:00
ok I debated whether to emo or amuse first.being a best for last, I decided on emo.at best, rg girls are absolute overachievers (holy cow till now I still spell achieve wrongly), excelling in acads, sports, arts and all its various forms, everything. freaky when I first met such people, still freaky to discover such people, will always be freaky to find such people. yes even when they're all around.at worst, there are those who are pro in at least something, however seemingly insignificant, still something. at the very very least, they have a strong interest in something or other.I wish I was even the latter.now, for teh awesome confucius (kon-foo-shus!) jokes! which I shall put here in case I forget. but still find people to randomly tell anyway heh. and do tell me if you have any!okay in increasing humour order!confucius say, man who cut himself while shaving is going to lose face.*cues weak laughs*confucius say, girl and boy who go camping must beware of evil intent.*cues confused looks* HAH, I actually got it fast.confucius say, man who stand on toilet bowl is high on pot.haha!and the one which is a variation of an overused pun, and wunderfully started the conversation from the mention of shiing's surname (xD),confucius say, man who walk into airport door is going to bangkok.laugh, I tell you. *ignores innuendo-induced "err"s*and, of course, the very best,confucius say, woman who get laid in tomb is going to become mummy.OKAY NOW YOU REALLY CANNOT NOT LAUGH AT THAT. unless you don't get it. in which case, hah.fare thee well, back to history essay and TESTIMONIAL WTHWTHWTH *HANDS UP BLANK SHEET OF PAPER*.[add]haha, from don chapman:"Then there was the deacon who was fixated on obscure, antiquated hymns written by Isaac Watts. This hymn crank wasn't satisfied that we did a healthy dose of popular hymns - he constantly pestered me to use his favorite, "How Sweet and Awesome is this Place" in our praise sets. I have sung hymns my entire life, consider myself to be somewhat of a hymn expert and had never heard of this one. Here's the second verse of this lovely ditty:Here every bowel of our GodWith soft compassion rolls;Here peace and pardon bought with bloodIs food for dying souls.I'm sorry, but we're simply not going to sing a hymn about God's bowels in a contemporary worshiping church. I mean, fire me if you want, we just ain't gonna do it.This deacon finally worked himself up into such a hissy fit that he threatened to leave the church.Over a hymn about God's bowels."[/add][add 2]and how could I forget!epic chinese moment of the day: (besides my all-too-awesome FAIL :/)"来，我们看俊男的。。。哦，她名字叫俊男，可能哥哥叫美女。。。"LOL.[/add 2]
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Wednesday, 19 August 2009 ;
18:24:00
it's all about the wordplay (: yes I got a couple more mraz songs yay. literally a couple though ): I shall get his albums from jess someday!yesyes anyway! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE EQUILIBRIUM ARROW LENGTHS ARE BASED ON EQUILIBRIUM POSITION! omgomg. and hey it's not just me okay! joo didn't either, and mak was totally intrigued! honestly, we thought it was just her handwriting mannn. I feel so cheated of this fact for half a year!hooray for freaking out over/discussing chem over msn. mudlet pluffer! :D AND I IS HORRIBLY (dr horrible haha!) SCREWED. why did I fill half my cheatsheet with QA argh argh argh. AND GO AWAYY EQUILIBRIUM.incidentally, we were just done with the last peetee OF OUR LIVES. hurh. nice ending. I mean, it just had to be one with completely confusing expectations, annoying character limits, and pure wootness right? ohwell, apparently we'll miss PTs haha. I doubt it though, unless you're talking about in comparison to PW or smth lol. I could never do PTs.mhmm. back to chem. I vote we change it's name to cheem! cheemistry. AWESOMEZ :D yeah and feesics.ha la la la la.and, my other recent love. even heroes have the right to dream, and it's not easy to be me ♥ and, since dyd is coming! how wonderful, how beautiful, Jesus Your name, name above every name (:
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Sex is salty, wet and hot :O
Saturday, 15 August 2009 ;
10:50:00
okay, kidding. not like I would know. but seriously, considering that it's a neutralisation reaction. (if you REALLY want to know, the girl's is acidic and the guy's is alkaline) and so, acid + base salt and water! plus it's an exothermic reaction right? there you have it.AND OMG OMG HOLY MOOING COW WHAT. my mbti just SOMEHOW morphed into intp from some other site, then esfj on the one I originally used I think. (ok but J's 1%. my E's now quite high though.). AHHH. I wants my esfp back. meh. I think it's cos I put some stuff about planning ahead, but hey, it's the way they phrased the questions! like, yeah I plan on going out ahead cos I've to uh tell my parents? okay so I don't care I'm still esfp then :D oh and according to the traits listed on http://www.personalitypathways.com/, I almost always have at least one from the other letter.okay so off now to, guess what.ASSASSPEETEE. no prizes.why is this familiar, I think I moaned about the previous one too haha.IZ SCREWED.30%, what on earth?and huzzah, EOYs are all like HI, WE'RE 40%/50% kinda thing. :/HALP.
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Sunday, 2 August 2009 ;
00:57:00
one of the few words that have more vowels than consonants! especially if you dis-count all the three-letter ones.anywayy.Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England:• Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc. • Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan. • The fifth commandment is "humour thy father and mother". • Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. • Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's. • Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony. • The pope lives in a vacuum. • The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick. • Iran is the Bible of the Moslems. • A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible. • Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges. • The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned. • The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. • It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible."Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about." - Beverly Mickens"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards." - Mark Twain"Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalised by music." - George Bernard Shawhaha I've loads more, but one can never quote enough. I likes the church ones though! xDD
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