confucius is a clever man
Wednesday, 26 August 2009 ;
17:51:00
ok I debated whether to emo or amuse first.being a best for last, I decided on emo.at best, rg girls are absolute overachievers (holy cow till now I still spell achieve wrongly), excelling in acads, sports, arts and all its various forms, everything. freaky when I first met such people, still freaky to discover such people, will always be freaky to find such people. yes even when they're all around.at worst, there are those who are pro in at least something, however seemingly insignificant, still something. at the very very least, they have a strong interest in something or other.I wish I was even the latter.now, for teh awesome confucius (kon-foo-shus!) jokes! which I shall put here in case I forget. but still find people to randomly tell anyway heh. and do tell me if you have any!okay in increasing humour order!confucius say, man who cut himself while shaving is going to lose face.*cues weak laughs*confucius say, girl and boy who go camping must beware of evil intent.*cues confused looks* HAH, I actually got it fast.confucius say, man who stand on toilet bowl is high on pot.haha!and the one which is a variation of an overused pun, and wunderfully started the conversation from the mention of shiing's surname (xD),confucius say, man who walk into airport door is going to bangkok.laugh, I tell you. *ignores innuendo-induced "err"s*and, of course, the very best,confucius say, woman who get laid in tomb is going to become mummy.OKAY NOW YOU REALLY CANNOT NOT LAUGH AT THAT. unless you don't get it. in which case, hah.fare thee well, back to history essay and TESTIMONIAL WTHWTHWTH *HANDS UP BLANK SHEET OF PAPER*.[add]haha, from don chapman:"Then there was the deacon who was fixated on obscure, antiquated hymns written by Isaac Watts. This hymn crank wasn't satisfied that we did a healthy dose of popular hymns - he constantly pestered me to use his favorite, "How Sweet and Awesome is this Place" in our praise sets. I have sung hymns my entire life, consider myself to be somewhat of a hymn expert and had never heard of this one. Here's the second verse of this lovely ditty:Here every bowel of our GodWith soft compassion rolls;Here peace and pardon bought with bloodIs food for dying souls.I'm sorry, but we're simply not going to sing a hymn about God's bowels in a contemporary worshiping church. I mean, fire me if you want, we just ain't gonna do it.This deacon finally worked himself up into such a hissy fit that he threatened to leave the church.Over a hymn about God's bowels."[/add][add 2]and how could I forget!epic chinese moment of the day: (besides my all-too-awesome FAIL :/)"来，我们看俊男的。。。哦，她名字叫俊男，可能哥哥叫美女。。。"LOL.[/add 2]
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