____light my way________

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Sunday, 2 August 2009 ;

00:57:00

one of the few words that have more vowels than consonants! especially if you dis-count all the three-letter ones.

anywayy.

Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England:
• Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc.
• Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan.
• The fifth commandment is "humour thy father and mother".
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
• Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's.
• Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony.
• The pope lives in a vacuum.
• The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
• Iran is the Bible of the Moslems.
• A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
• Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges.
• The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

"Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about." - Beverly Mickens

"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards." - Mark Twain

"Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalised by music." - George Bernard Shaw

haha I've loads more, but one can never quote enough. I likes the church ones though! xDD

-light my way